o.o4 - Omegle #4

SALUTATIONS!
  Best one yet.
Out of the ordinary.
I like. (;
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: You suck.

Stranger: Prove me wrong.

You: Thank you! <3 Best thing I heard all day.

Stranger: Making progress.

You: Coolbeans. How about, I'm a psychotic killer?

Stranger: You're making progress.

Stranger: I wanna be friends with you now.

You: Thought I sucked. You want to be friends with ME?!

You: Ok.

You: You're my new bfffff.

You: <3

Stranger: I want to be PIC.

You: I want to be BBT.

Stranger: What is BBT?

You: Big breasted tranny. <3

You: You like?

Stranger: I'm okay with it, yea.

Stranger: It's your personality that gets me, most of all.

You: Awesome. I like you.

You: <3

You: Prove me wrong that you don't suck.

Stranger: Would you say you're more masculine or more feminine?

Stranger: I'm an old western settler with a heart of gold.

You: Masculine in a feminine way.

You: I'm a Pokemon master.

You: <3

Stranger: Masculine in a feminine way.

Stranger: So you're like Brock, Ash, or Misty?

You: A mix of all. You know it!

You: Always gotta catch em all.

You: I always digivolve.

Stranger: Are you running out of material?

You: It's a trend.

You: Yes.

You: I am.

You: You got me.

You: Sadly.

Stranger: Well, look.

Stranger: You don't have to impress me.

Stranger: You already have.

You: Of course. I know. <3

Stranger: Can't you just be yourself?

You: I am myself.

Stranger: Just relax.

Stranger: Just breathe.

You: I can't, I'm psychotic.

Stranger: Your now breathing manually.

You: I find mashed potatoes to be amusing.

Stranger: Your now blinking manually.

You: I like to eat butterflies.

Stranger: Your now aware that your jaw has weight and your holding it up.

You: Bungee jumping.

Stranger: Your now digesting you're food manually.

You: Snakes.

You: Yum.

Stranger: (sic)

You: Bic pens.

You: You like?

Stranger: I like you.

You: I like me too.

Stranger: I wanna touch you.

Stranger: I wanna reach out and touch you.

You: I wanna touch you too, but the screen.. it's getting in our way of TRUE LOVE.

You: </3

Stranger: That sucks.

You: Indeed.

Stranger: I liked you a lot.

You: I still me a lot.

You: like*

Stranger: Me too.

Stranger: There goes your perfect streak.

You: Sadly.

Stranger: There goes your no hitter.

You: I'm sad now.

You: I love Hilter.

You: He's idol.

Stranger: I love Ayn Rand.

You: I love Jackie Chan.

You: And Bruce Lee.

You: Jet Li.

Stranger: I love Jackie Gleason.

You: Yao Ming.

Stranger: And Debbie Reynolds.

You: I love Tom Hanks.

Stranger: I like Pau Gasol.

Stranger: I love Freddy Mercury.

You: I like Chris Tucker.

You: I love you.

Stranger: I like Chris Rock.

Stranger: I love you.

You: You're cool.

Stranger: We're cool.

Stranger: Together.

You: I know I am.

You: With or Without you - US.

Stranger: But what are you?

You: U2*

Stranger: REM.

You: I am me.

Stranger: But what are you without me?

You: Rapid eye movement?

You: Still me.

Stranger: No.

Stranger: You're me.

You: But just lonely.

You: Oh.

You: How sad.

Stranger: It's okay.

You: No... it's not..

You: Our true love is..

You: GONE.

Stranger: Okay.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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