It's sexy and something. Enjoy.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: penis
You: VAGINA
You: YEAAAAHHH
Stranger: ANUS
You: Nipples.
Stranger: Balls
You: Tits.
Stranger: Asshole.
You: Facefuck. Y`know?
You: It's the new thing.
You: THE TREND.
Stranger: YUM
You: CUM
You: I like yo face.
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM
You: McGangbang sometime?
You: <3
Stranger: <3 fuck yeah
You: Gotta love dick sauce.
You: MAYO.
Stranger: YUMMY
You: <3
Stranger: <3
You: I LOVE YOU
You: SO MUCH
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO :O
You: TOGETHER FOREVER AND NEVER APART.
You: Soul mates baby. <3
Stranger: Mhm dont cha bei lyin to me ;D
You: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You: Won't like to ya.
Stranger: Awwhhh <3 YAY
You: YAYAYAY
You: BFFS
Stranger: YAY! :D
Stranger: ITS LIK A PARTY'
You: Btw, since I can't like to you. Too be honest, I hve to admit... I...
You: Am..
Stranger: Tell me...
You: A MASS psychopathic murderer. I eat babies and I enjoy ripping my toenails off.
You: I drink nail polish.
You: It..
You: pleasures me.
You: <3
You: Fulfills me.
You: My soul.
Stranger: ..... We all have our differences..... Its aight I still except u <3
You: Oh you. You. Complete. Me. <3
You: Seriously though.
You: I think.
You: You're the ONE.
You: Unless I break you apart. You'll be my two.
You: <3
Stranger: Yay <3
You: Can I suck on your thumb?
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Yes
You: You're perfect.
Stranger: Awhh stop im blushing
You: No. WHY ARE YOU SO DEMANDING? YOU DON'T LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
You: Multiple personalities....
You: FOR
You: TE
You: FUCKING
You: WIN
You: THE*
You: <3
Stranger: NO IM SORRY
Stranger: <3
You: Ok.
You: I love you baby.
Stranger: I love you too
You: So..
You: what's cooking good looking?
Stranger: me sweet thang
You: YOU COOK SWEET THANGS?
You: Orrlynao?
You: I cook meth.
You: I burned a house down once.
You: My bad.
You: But.
You: Hey.
You: Can't help it.
You: GOTTA MAKE ME MONEY.
You: On the side of killing people..
Stranger: Oh... Thts not good..
You: Nail polish is a huge investment.
You: YES
You: IT
You: IS
You: PROBLEM?
You: D<
You: IT'S GOOD HONEY.
You: RIGHT...?
You: RIGHT?
Stranger: YES
You: IT'S GOOOOOOOD.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: I'm sharpening a knife, if you're wondering.
Stranger: Oh... Please dont kill no 1 else.. Babe?
You: Alright.. I have some hippos that need some skinning.
You: No worries babe.
You: <3
You: Don't worry, be happy.
You: I havea steady job.
You: have a*
You: Good amounts of cash flow.
You: My boss..loves me.
Stranger: Is it cuz u havent killed him yet?
You: I had sex with him one time. He stuck a duck in my mouth.
You: LOL.
Stranger: HAHA
You: Seriously.
You: A duck.
You: Livve duck.
You: Right out of his pond.
You: If ya get what I mean.
You: Jokes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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